Birthday Parties in the Sunshine

There really can’t be many things more annoying than waking up to a great looking sunny day, realising its Saturday, and then being struck by the realisation that you’ve already committed to spending the afternoon inside a stuffy and incredibly noisy  ‘play barn’ for a birthday party. So while my wife is out enjoying the weather here I am, hot, fed up with screaming kids after the first hour and having my ears blasted by some crap commercial radio.
I’m sure I used to like bringing them to these places but now its summer (almost) I really can’t imagine too many things worse.